...for the bollocking of the week.
So there I am, looking at the paper napkins stacked up on a shelf. Chef is standing next to me.
Which ones, I wonder, should I send on to Client X?
Those ones, he says.
Righty-Oh, I say, and put them onto my trolley. And put the others back where I found them.
Why, he asks, are you putting those napkins there?
Me, wondering yet again if this is a trick question, dares to say, Erm, because I found them there?
This, it turns out, is not the way to stack paper napkins. Five minutes and the End Of Civilization As We Know It Because Chris Is Stupid later, I move one packet of napkins about 20 centimetres and everyone (me excluded) is happy.
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